I was terrified of answering the door before playing this freaky-faced apocalyptic horror, and honestly it hasn’t helped

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They took him! They took the butt ugly bloke who was squatting in the bathroom! The one who kept insisting that the sun’s burning heat was cleansing the Earth of sin and, totally unconnected from that I assume, was divorced. Those hazmat-suited fiends! I ought to give them a piece of my mind. I bloody […]

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