Crusader Kings 3 devs Paradox are working with a mystery modder on spreadsheeting up the inbred monarch grind
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I wake up at 3AM. Do 50 pull-ups on a halberd wedged in the door frame. Do 50 push-ups on the cold stone floor. A servant hands me my protein mead and a wine frappamachiato. I violently double fist the two beverages. I don’t eat breakfast, because food that isn’t flavourless cup gruel is the […]